February 2012
And of course, the roommate decides to take a shower at 2:30 AM right when I’m in desperate need to pee.
Keep in mind she likes to take really, really, REALLY long showers. Dear lord I’m going to explode. I swear she can read my mind and bathroom-blocks me every time I need it sahfksf
you are kind of a huge asshole.
How about instead of pretending to be nice and putting up a super fake front, just fucking man up and be real. If you have a problem with me, or anyone else, that’s fine. Just don’t pretend things are okay and then passive aggressively be an asshole through fb messages, texts, etc. It’s cowardly to do that if you can’t even find the courage to do that to someone face to...
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castorr:
Wicked Games (The Weeknd Cover) - Coeur...
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6:58 PM
The Alma Mater gets stuck in my head after every single OTM class and I can’t stop my brain
I’ve had two tests that I could have been better prepared for but I’m just too damn tired to retain information
Chelley is coming over tomorrow after class to work out, cook dinner, and possibly spend the night. Because I’m weird and awkwardly unsocial, I rarely have girls nights...
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A poem
How I wish you Would shut the fuck up Shut the fuck up shut the fuck up.
Mnemonics listed on Wikipedia for memorizing...
Here are my favorite selections:
Oh, Oh, Oh, They Traveled And Found Voldemort Guarding Very Secret Horcruxes/Hallows
On Occasion, Oliver Tries To Anally Fuck Various Guys. Vaginas Are History!
Oh, Oh, Oh, Tubby Teens And Fresh Virgins Give Very Awful Head
today is a terrible fucking day
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kassafras replied to your post: Dunno if I should feel confused or insulted that…
Is it just the two of you? I’d be so insulted!
We are in a quad but with 3 of us, and it’s not like we’ve ever taken anything of hers before.. idk :/
Dunno if I should feel confused or insulted that my roommate likes to lock her door from the outside every time she goes to the bathroom or the kitchen or anywhere else. She also tends to lock herself in when she goes to sleep.. I have determined she is a psycho.
I just have a friendcrush on everyone.
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pajamapajacqueline replied to your post: $1 taco mondays bought two pints of blackberries…
UGH I BET SPROUTS HAS THE BEST FRUITZ I SHOULD GO TO THERE
I decided I’m going go back to get like 6 more pints of blackberries
$1 taco mondays
bought two pints of blackberries for $3 at Sprouts.. SO CHEAP. and they are fucking delicious. So good that I might have to go back and buy a couple more.
studying for A&P and Comm. Sci is all over the place :(
i hope i don’t fail my otm quiz
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kassafras replied to your post: asdfjlkajdfl;fdsa someone ate my spam. who the…
I LOVE SPAM
I know right? I’m mad and sad :(
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yeahcarlos replied to your post: asdfjlkajdfl;fdsa someone ate my spam. who the…
omg i hate it when my food goes missing.
My friend tried to convince me that maybe I’ve eaten it and forgot but I know the truth :(
asdfjlkajdfl;fdsa someone ate my spam.
who the hell even likes spam besides me
and why would you steal it
i was going to make fried rice
but now i will have fried shit
comounr4scacielo:
what is motivation
where can i download it
:( My apartment seems to be perpetually cold. I spent all day in ugly clothes: big, baggy sweat shirt and sweat pants. Tired from yesterday and staying up late after a day of work. Feeling a little low. Days like this make me wish it was summer now.
live fast, die young, bad girls do it well
I didn’t really get drunk today but that’s okay. Minimally helping drunk people is the weirdest but I didn’t mind. I talked a lot. I want everyone to be happy. Is that even possible? Dinner was nice, the car ride back was even better :) Witnessed a lot of gentlemanly actions, that was a nice thing to see. Some people are over the top “bros” but today I felt like I...
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the cutest old couple just came in and gave me my first sale today
they spent a lot but they were just so nice!
they had strong New Yorker accents haha
and bought stuff we need to actually move
and liked to call me by my name because their daughter’s name is also Angela
commence good mood :D
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vegangirls:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
