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calesolyn:


Last night, my university gave an honorary master’s degree to the service dog who sat through every one of his owner’s classes. He dressed appropriately for the ceremony.

if a dog can get a masters without doing any work I can too

^

calesolyn:

Last night, my university gave an honorary master’s degree to the service dog who sat through every one of his owner’s classes. He dressed appropriately for the ceremony.

if a dog can get a masters without doing any work I can too

^

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mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

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Today was so frustrating, especially at work. Storms kept everyone at home so it was slow, my coworker kept getting in my way, I’ve been in a funk with customers lately, and stressed out about working so much.

I haven’t even started packing for move out ugh. This week sucks.

Crying because I really want this dress (GIRAFFES) and it’s already sold out in my size
*ugly cries*

Crying because I really want this dress (GIRAFFES) and it’s already sold out in my size

*ugly cries*

We graduated! Ok well that’s old-ish news now. But my little professor looks handsome. 
To a lot of people, graduating with a Bachelor’s is the end of the college  experience altogether. I don’t really feel all that different because I’ll be back in a classroom in August for grad stuff anyway. Oh but I’m so stoked already to graduate with a Masters hood and regalia because they looked really rad. 
But getting my Bachelors for me was a huge validation on all the tough times and struggles I dealt with in the last 4 years. Only a few individuals ever had real insight to exactly how much I stressed and cried and panicked. Grad school is going to be tough too, but I get to start over with a clean slate and without shitty bio and chem grades to fuck my GPA and confidence over. Plus I have a career path and know what I need to do and am excited about it. 
Man, my parents and I butt heads so much in the last few years. It’s so nice for us to get along better without having them getting stressed out about me (and in turn, having them stress me out more). I’m thankful for the push and the concern, but more than anything I am relieved to be able to instill some pride back like I did in high school. 
Special thanks to my boyfriend too. He’s the one who (tries) to keep me sane and helps me work through my panic modes step by step. I don’t know how I would have gotten through the last two (and probably the hardest) semesters. Having that kind of support is a really comforting feeling. 
This post ended up being a lot longer than I intended. Oh well.

We graduated! Ok well that’s old-ish news now. But my little professor looks handsome. 

To a lot of people, graduating with a Bachelor’s is the end of the college  experience altogether. I don’t really feel all that different because I’ll be back in a classroom in August for grad stuff anyway. Oh but I’m so stoked already to graduate with a Masters hood and regalia because they looked really rad. 

But getting my Bachelors for me was a huge validation on all the tough times and struggles I dealt with in the last 4 years. Only a few individuals ever had real insight to exactly how much I stressed and cried and panicked. Grad school is going to be tough too, but I get to start over with a clean slate and without shitty bio and chem grades to fuck my GPA and confidence over. Plus I have a career path and know what I need to do and am excited about it. 

Man, my parents and I butt heads so much in the last few years. It’s so nice for us to get along better without having them getting stressed out about me (and in turn, having them stress me out more). I’m thankful for the push and the concern, but more than anything I am relieved to be able to instill some pride back like I did in high school. 

Special thanks to my boyfriend too. He’s the one who (tries) to keep me sane and helps me work through my panic modes step by step. I don’t know how I would have gotten through the last two (and probably the hardest) semesters. Having that kind of support is a really comforting feeling. 

This post ended up being a lot longer than I intended. Oh well.

bublog:

Lil BUB and Jack McBrayer! Best combo ever.
GOOD JOB BUB. GOOD JOB KENNETH.
Catch BUB and Jack and all the funniest comedians kicking off Comedy Week LIVE tonight on YouTube’s The Big Live Comedy Show  at 8pm EST/5pm PST.
Just go to YouTube’s home page, BUB will be there.

bublog:

Lil BUB and Jack McBrayer! Best combo ever.

GOOD JOB BUB. GOOD JOB KENNETH.

Catch BUB and Jack and all the funniest comedians kicking off Comedy Week LIVE tonight on YouTube’s The Big Live Comedy Show at 8pm EST/5pm PST.

Just go to YouTube’s home page, BUB will be there.

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dailymurf:


booty booty booty booty rocking every pear 

Nobody understands how funny i find this

dailymurf:

booty booty booty booty rocking every pear 

Nobody understands how funny i find this

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UGH THE GALAXY S4 IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND SO FAST I’M GONNA CRY

OH YEAH I ALSO GRADUATED YAYYYY

DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as a delusional man in love with a bauble of a woman. Maybe that’s intentional?

People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’

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READ A BOOK

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10:18 PM

  • My roommate has FINALLY moved out, which means I get this apt all to myself for the next few weeks! NO DISGUSTING MESSES! NO AWKWARDNESS!
  • Which led me to deep clean the kitchen that she royally gunked up.. it was super gross but finally I feel like I can cook comfortably
  • I made friends with the co-owner of Bloom (a boutique in McKinney downtown)
  • Not only did he pull brand new dresses they haven’t put out in the store for me, but he also gave me a little discount because we always do that for him at our store
  • And we talked about Vegas and places to go
  • UHHH let’s be best friends ok